The Martha Stewart Gene(female version)

If you’re lookin’ for a lover Who’s wrapped around the cover Of a seven hundred thread count sheet Let me tell you straight I’m no domestic queen I don’t care about threads in my sack I ain’t thinkin’ bare on my back Maybe it’s because I lack The Martha Stewart Gene

Do you wanna gal who treasures Rooms to fix for pleasure Obsessin’ over dos and don’ts? Why fiddle with design My chic glows with a shabby sheen I don’t need a panic attack Frettin’ bout a knick or a knack Maybe it’s because I lack The Martha Stewart Gene

Now honey, I’m a little rough, I don’t even trim my hedges I may be primitive But are you gonna give A darn if I don’t know what Pledge is

I’m a woman who’s ideal For a man whose happy meal Ain’t fancy, fussin’ recipes But my daily platter sizzles I’m never lean on my cuisine Now I’m looking for a hungry Jack Who don’t eat pate for a snack Baby you won’t mind I lack The Martha Stewart Gene

Now easy entertaining Is relative to my occasion E might equal MC square But do you really care As long as fun is in the equation

So hurry, come on over I’m not a wondrin rover I really want to settle down We’ll watch the news and laugh About her latest courtroom scene Don’t need a mansion on a cul-de-sac I need a lovin’ man here in my shack Baby, you’ll be glad I lack The Martha Stewart Gene